So I went bowling again today. Good god did I suck too. My best game was a 124. I was two lanes up from an 80 year old woman that did better than that.
Granted, she's had more time to practice, but still...
The only reason I bring up bowling again though is that I saw something glorious at the alley today. I bowled near a man named Jack Goff
I'm sure there's a percentage of you that don't find that as funny as I do, (say it out loud a couple of times if you don't get it) but there's no accounting for taste.
I almost shit myself when they announced over the loudspeaker that Jack Goff had a perfect score.
It passed when I realized that I'd been way out-bowled by a man named Jack Goff AND an 80 year old woman.
I'm gonna go stick my head in the ball return now. See you in hell.