So I went bowling again today. Good god did I suck too. My best game was a 124. I was two lanes up from an 80 year old woman that did better than that.
Granted, she's had more time to practice, but still...
The only reason I bring up bowling again though is that I saw something glorious at the alley today. I bowled near a man named Jack Goff.
I'm sure there's a percentage of you that don't find that as funny as I do, (say it out loud a couple of times if you don't get it) but there's no accounting for taste.
I almost shit myself when they announced over the loudspeaker that Jack Goff had a perfect score.
It passed when I realized that I'd been way out-bowled by a man named Jack Goff AND an 80 year old woman.
I'm gonna go stick my head in the ball return now. See you in hell.
Granted, she's had more time to practice, but still...
The only reason I bring up bowling again though is that I saw something glorious at the alley today. I bowled near a man named Jack Goff.
I'm sure there's a percentage of you that don't find that as funny as I do, (say it out loud a couple of times if you don't get it) but there's no accounting for taste.
I almost shit myself when they announced over the loudspeaker that Jack Goff had a perfect score.
It passed when I realized that I'd been way out-bowled by a man named Jack Goff AND an 80 year old woman.
I'm gonna go stick my head in the ball return now. See you in hell.
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