“I couldn't live a week without a private library
- indeed, I'd part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor
before I'd let go of the 1500 or so books I possess.” ― H.P. Lovecraft

Whistling In The Graveyard

Sunday, April 11, 2004

In keeping with the religious theme of this day I bring you a reading from the Dr Seuss Bible...

"One day," God said,
"This is what I will do.
I'll send down my son,
I'll send him to you,
to clear up this humpity bumpity hullabaloo.
His name will be Christ and he'll never wear shoes.
And his pals will all call him the King of the Jews!"

He didn't come in a plane,
he didn't come in a jeep,
he didn't come in the pouch of a high-jumping vo veep.
He rode on the back of a black sasatoo
- which is the blackiest creature you ever could view.

He rode to Jerusalem
- home of the grumpity Jews -
where false prophets were worshipped,
some even in two's.

There was Murray von Muir
and Genghis Vo Vooze
- the one you could worship by taking a snooze.

Christ spoke from a mound,
which is a pile of ground
and people gathered around
without making a sound.

Thus he spake . . .
"Sin in socks, socks full of sin.
How do we quiet this Jehovity din?
"Do unto others as they do unto you."
That includes you young Timothy Foo!!

One pharisee said to another he knew -
"What shall we do with this upitty Jew?"
"We can wash him in wine
and make him all clean
and into Sam Zittle's crucifixion machine!"

Twirl the gawhirl and release the gavlease
and in go the nails as fast as you please.

And it is said that he said as he bled -
"Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do,
for they walk through this life in two crappity shoes."

Do you?


Obtained from: Kids in the Hall FAQ
Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video


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