All you have to do is cut out all of the dancing bits and replace them with clips from Road House!
And the romantic bits.
And all the dialogue.
Basically watch Road House.
WARNING: If you are offended by foul language or otherwise threatened by free and original thought in any way, then turn back now you flawed, pathetic example of everything that's wrong with this world. And while you're at it, get the fuck off my planet, seriously.