So I'm back to packing and trashing and trying not to freeze to death. Seems that my absence for the last week, with the heat being off and the freaking air conditioners still in (not running, but in the windows still), the house got a little cold.
How cold was it? I opened my kitchen cabinet and me bottle of olive oil was frozen.
That wasn't a punchline, my fucking olive oil was fucking FROZEN.
I'm gonna go rub two sticks together to keep from getting frostbite on my balls...
PS: I've passed your well wishes on to Grandma and she wants everyone to know how much she appreciates them even though she has absolutely no idea what the internet is.
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