“I couldn't live a week without a private library
- indeed, I'd part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor
before I'd let go of the 1500 or so books I possess.” ― H.P. Lovecraft

Whistling In The Graveyard: August 16, 2009

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

So I have to stop watching the Game Show Network because it makes me want to destroy humanity.

See, the the hosts do shitty little game segments for the viewers in which they show their contempt for said viewers by asking the easiest questions in the fucking world. Problem is, said viewers can't even get those right.

Today they were looking for the first caller that could tell them which month on our calendar is named for the Roman god Mars.

The answer, of course, is March.

Now, you'd think that even if a person didn't know this they could at least have a decent chance at guessing it.

They took 8 callers.

Nobody got it.

Two people said April.

One on them said Greek.

I don't know about you guys, but Greek isn't a month that's on MY fucking calendar.

It's things like this that make me just want to fucking burn it all...

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