“I couldn't live a week without a private library
- indeed, I'd part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor
before I'd let go of the 1500 or so books I possess.” ― H.P. Lovecraft

Whistling In The Graveyard: December 18, 2005

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Welcome back to America's favorite blogging sensation:

JeremyMader: blah

Maverick: What's up?

JeremyMader: First let me preface this by saying i am drunk, and that i trust, sir that you will forgive any typographical or grammar errors that will ensue

JeremyMader: agreed?

Maverick: Not a problem.

JeremyMader: HOT SHIT

JeremyMader: I was at jp henrys when i realized Or ephipanized that i sympathated with al-quida

JeremyMader: for there i found that i was surrounded by twats

Maverick: Wanted to blow it up?

Maverick: I've wanted to blow that place up myself.

JeremyMader: not as a derogatory term for females but as the non-gender term for valueless assholes as i'm sure you comprehend

JeremyMader: many of them wore suits

JeremyMader: cocksuckers

JeremyMader: it was loud and i felt that the roar of the masses was truly everyone speaking but noone SAYING anything

JeremyMader: feel free to interject if i'm unclear

Maverick: Truly a microcosm of our culture.

JeremyMader: mmmm

JeremyMader: i'm glad you are online as i had this conversation in mind for a while

JeremyMader: i fantasized aabout someone slitting everyone's throat

JeremyMader: but i thought that only those who didn't appreciate Bubba Ho-tep should be put to the blade

JeremyMader: i was thinking of that film earlier in the day

Maverick: Great goddamn film.

JeremyMader: kind of as a litmus test of those folks who actually had a FUCKING SOUL

JeremyMader: GAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maverick: Heh.

JeremyMader: to separate human beings from the sshit clumps that just waste oxygen

JeremyMader: maybe i don't like crowds of people i don't know

JeremyMader: or maybe i'm ready to start a revolution

Maverick: The only person I know that didn't like Bubba Ho Tep was Curfman and I can tell you from experience he has no soul.

JeremyMader: bunch of fake-ass cocksuckers i was in the midst of

JeremyMader: i feel better for getting that off my chest

Maverick: Well glad I could help.

Maverick: You need to read some Hunter S. Thompson.

Maverick: You're channeling him right now.

JeremyMader: I know it's improper to judge people but just at first blush i was certain that everyone other than the people i was there with were utterly dispensable

JeremyMader: Bunch of CockSuckers

JeremyMader: Fuck em

JeremyMader: ya

Maverick: Well it WAS JP Henry's.

Maverick: So yes, we could probably do without all of them.

JeremyMader: Hel yes

JeremyMader: i knew you'd get where i'm coming from

JeremyMader: bunch of dipshits and silly cunts running around

Maverick: Dude, I only go there when I have no choice.

JeremyMader: assholes put on a tie and think they're hot shit

JeremyMader: fags

Maverick: Wanna get my swords and go square off with them in the parking lot?

JeremyMader: noone fucked with me or anything i just had this vibe that everyone there should die to uphold decency

JeremyMader: it was like a vision of what hell is like

JeremyMader: instead of outright suffering, just a bunch of silly pussies in ties

JeremyMader: lol

Maverick: Isn't that in the last book of Revelations?

JeremyMader: i'm sorry if it's bad form to lol to something i wrote

Maverick: "And lo there shalt be a cash bar, and there shall be twat's in silken neckties."

JeremyMader: i'm not sure but i'm petitioning to add it

JeremyMader: i have nothing against ties

Maverick: I do. I refuse to wear them.

JeremyMader: just that it was like, " What the fuck areyou trying to come off as?" I don't even know if that merited quotes

Maverick: Something about tying a noose around my own neck just seems odd to me.

JeremyMader: but i was thinking about bubba ho tep

JeremyMader: the characters struck a chord

JeremyMader: and these big budget blowjob cock suck fests can't garner a 10th of the emotion

JeremyMader: not that they care, of course, they're all too busy planning the next time they'll have a chance to show off their Prancy preciuous CCOKSUCKING NECKTIES]

JeremyMader: Fags

Maverick: God there's been some shitty movies come out lately too.

JeremyMader: cocksuckers

Maverick: Have you seen the ads for Bloodrayne? It looks like a made for TV movie.

JeremyMader: like jason vs freddy, a Quality film

JeremyMader: oh the blood rayne movie kenw it was coming out, don't remem,ber the ads

Maverick: Damn right. I was SO happy with Jason v/s Freddy because I was so worried it was gonna suck.

JeremyMader: jason vs frweddy was very good hope that didn't get lost in the crosschat

Maverick: Bloodrayne is directed by the guy that did 'House of the Dead' and 'Alone in the Dark'.

Maverick: They are doing Freddy v/s Jason 2.

JeremyMader: i thought it was a kick ass story. They could hhave half assed it soooooo bad but it was like they did the opposite of wearing a faggot necktie

JeremyMader: and like the kevin smith daredevil comic. a great story. and noone can get a good story out because they'rew obsessed with formulas and preconceived notiions and faggot neck-tie conventions

Maverick: Have you seen the directors cut of the Daredevil movie? It's actually a lot better than the theatrical version.

JeremyMader: we've been chatting for a half hour but it doesn't seem that long

Maverick: Well, you are experiencing what Dave Atell refers to as Time Travel.

Maverick: I just helped my brother's mother-in-law import her email list from one website to another and both sites were in Dutch.

Maverick: My brain still hurts.

JeremyMader: at that bar i would have liked to have some old man balls to take around and have people smell 'em! you know

JeremyMader: just to say "FUCK YOU" and walk away laughing

Maverick: I'm sure that anyone who frequents JP Henry's is quite familliar with the smell of wrinkly old nutsack.

JeremyMader: lol

JeremyMader: HA

JeremyMader: i knew you'd understrand

JeremyMader: fuck i'm glad you were online

Maverick: Well I'm online about 90% of the time I'm awake.

Maverick: My Mom decided my Grandma needed to get her hair done today.

JeremyMader: i empathized with al-quieda. i was like look at these silly vapid assholes. Kill em all and free up some jobs for decent hard lovin people

Maverick: And it follows that since I was the only person available to take her then I absolutely HAD to take her.

JeremyMader: neckties

Maverick: Now I don't mind helping Grandma do stuff, but I had to take her to the beauty parlor with no appointment and wait for her to get a perm.

JeremyMader: fags

Maverick: Anyways, I was there for like 3 hours today.

JeremyMader: grandma davis?

Maverick: So I wanna kill people too.

JeremyMader: ?

Maverick: Yeah.

Maverick: She kicks ass.

JeremyMader: miller high life?

Maverick: Yep.

Maverick: Just took her shopping yesterday. She bought a case.

JeremyMader: (America) FUCK YEAH!!! She;'s the polar opposite of the silly twats i was surrounded by earlier tonight

Maverick: When she was a kid they couldn't always trust the water so the kids drank beer.

JeremyMader: fucking a

Maverick: Nobody thought anything about it.

JeremyMader: that's what i'm talking about

Maverick: She started drinking whiskey at a young age too.

Maverick: But I think that has more to do with the fact that her side of the family ran bootleg liquor up the Ohio river.

JeremyMader: these cocksuckers i'm not talking silly in the fun sense but silly like when you get heartburn for no reason

JeremyMader: sound like people who actually experienced life and love

JeremyMader: not hiding behind some silly faggot necktie

Maverick: My Uncle Dan would shoot a man for presenting him with a necktie.

Maverick: Actually, I think he did once.

JeremyMader: well it was good to converse with you my friend

JeremyMader: i'm going to bed before i get to philosphical for my own good

Maverick: You hitting the sack?

JeremyMader: yeep

JeremyMader: have a good one my friend

Maverick: You too.

JeremyMader: feel free to save this conversation for blog fodder or sharing with others

JeremyMader: i am out

JeremyMader logged out.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Well, another week, another TerriblyWrongOnline update.

For those of you who have been missing the comic strip (and you're one of the fans that I didn't show them to already) then you're in luck as there are TWO of them in this week's post! Yes, as it seems to happen with anyone that publishes any of my strips whenever I send in more than one at a time they PRINT MORE THAN ONE AT A TIME!

I'll take this enthusiasm as a positive sign.

So go there now you fools!