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RANDOM DRUNKEN 3AM CONVERSATION!!!
JeremyMader: blah
Maverick: What's up?
JeremyMader: First let me preface this by saying i am drunk, and that i trust, sir that you will forgive any typographical or grammar errors that will ensue
JeremyMader: agreed?
Maverick: Not a problem.
JeremyMader: HOT SHIT
JeremyMader: I was at jp henrys when i realized Or ephipanized that i sympathated with al-quida
JeremyMader: for there i found that i was surrounded by twats
Maverick: Wanted to blow it up?
Maverick: I've wanted to blow that place up myself.
JeremyMader: not as a derogatory term for females but as the non-gender term for valueless assholes as i'm sure you comprehend
JeremyMader: many of them wore suits
JeremyMader: cocksuckers
JeremyMader: it was loud and i felt that the roar of the masses was truly everyone speaking but noone SAYING anything
JeremyMader: feel free to interject if i'm unclear
Maverick: Truly a microcosm of our culture.
JeremyMader: mmmm
JeremyMader: i'm glad you are online as i had this conversation in mind for a while
JeremyMader: i fantasized aabout someone slitting everyone's throat
JeremyMader: but i thought that only those who didn't appreciate Bubba Ho-tep should be put to the blade
JeremyMader: i was thinking of that film earlier in the day
Maverick: Great goddamn film.
JeremyMader: kind of as a litmus test of those folks who actually had a FUCKING SOUL
JeremyMader: GAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maverick: Heh.
JeremyMader: to separate human beings from the sshit clumps that just waste oxygen
JeremyMader: maybe i don't like crowds of people i don't know
JeremyMader: or maybe i'm ready to start a revolution
Maverick: The only person I know that didn't like Bubba Ho Tep was Curfman and I can tell you from experience he has no soul.
JeremyMader: bunch of fake-ass cocksuckers i was in the midst of
JeremyMader: i feel better for getting that off my chest
Maverick: Well glad I could help.
Maverick: You need to read some Hunter S. Thompson.
Maverick: You're channeling him right now.
JeremyMader: I know it's improper to judge people but just at first blush i was certain that everyone other than the people i was there with were utterly dispensable
JeremyMader: Bunch of CockSuckers
JeremyMader: Fuck em
JeremyMader: ya
Maverick: Well it WAS JP Henry's.
Maverick: So yes, we could probably do without all of them.
JeremyMader: Hel yes
JeremyMader: i knew you'd get where i'm coming from
JeremyMader: bunch of dipshits and silly cunts running around
Maverick: Dude, I only go there when I have no choice.
JeremyMader: assholes put on a tie and think they're hot shit
JeremyMader: fags
Maverick: Wanna get my swords and go square off with them in the parking lot?
JeremyMader: noone fucked with me or anything i just had this vibe that everyone there should die to uphold decency
JeremyMader: it was like a vision of what hell is like
JeremyMader: instead of outright suffering, just a bunch of silly pussies in ties
JeremyMader: lol
Maverick: Isn't that in the last book of Revelations?
JeremyMader: i'm sorry if it's bad form to lol to something i wrote
Maverick: "And lo there shalt be a cash bar, and there shall be twat's in silken neckties."
JeremyMader: i'm not sure but i'm petitioning to add it
JeremyMader: i have nothing against ties
Maverick: I do. I refuse to wear them.
JeremyMader: just that it was like, " What the fuck areyou trying to come off as?" I don't even know if that merited quotes
Maverick: Something about tying a noose around my own neck just seems odd to me.
JeremyMader: but i was thinking about bubba ho tep
JeremyMader: the characters struck a chord
JeremyMader: and these big budget blowjob cock suck fests can't garner a 10th of the emotion
JeremyMader: not that they care, of course, they're all too busy planning the next time they'll have a chance to show off their Prancy preciuous CCOKSUCKING NECKTIES]
JeremyMader: Fags
Maverick: God there's been some shitty movies come out lately too.
JeremyMader: cocksuckers
Maverick: Have you seen the ads for Bloodrayne? It looks like a made for TV movie.
JeremyMader: like jason vs freddy, a Quality film
JeremyMader: oh the blood rayne movie kenw it was coming out, don't remem,ber the ads
Maverick: Damn right. I was SO happy with Jason v/s Freddy because I was so worried it was gonna suck.
JeremyMader: jason vs frweddy was very good hope that didn't get lost in the crosschat
Maverick: Bloodrayne is directed by the guy that did 'House of the Dead' and 'Alone in the Dark'.
Maverick: They are doing Freddy v/s Jason 2.
JeremyMader: i thought it was a kick ass story. They could hhave half assed it soooooo bad but it was like they did the opposite of wearing a faggot necktie
JeremyMader: and like the kevin smith daredevil comic. a great story. and noone can get a good story out because they'rew obsessed with formulas and preconceived notiions and faggot neck-tie conventions
Maverick: Have you seen the directors cut of the Daredevil movie? It's actually a lot better than the theatrical version.
JeremyMader: we've been chatting for a half hour but it doesn't seem that long
Maverick: Well, you are experiencing what Dave Atell refers to as Time Travel.
Maverick: I just helped my brother's mother-in-law import her email list from one website to another and both sites were in Dutch.
Maverick: My brain still hurts.
JeremyMader: at that bar i would have liked to have some old man balls to take around and have people smell 'em! you know
JeremyMader: just to say "FUCK YOU" and walk away laughing
Maverick: I'm sure that anyone who frequents JP Henry's is quite familliar with the smell of wrinkly old nutsack.
JeremyMader: lol
JeremyMader: HA
JeremyMader: i knew you'd understrand
JeremyMader: fuck i'm glad you were online
Maverick: Well I'm online about 90% of the time I'm awake.
Maverick: My Mom decided my Grandma needed to get her hair done today.
JeremyMader: i empathized with al-quieda. i was like look at these silly vapid assholes. Kill em all and free up some jobs for decent hard lovin people
Maverick: And it follows that since I was the only person available to take her then I absolutely HAD to take her.
JeremyMader: neckties
Maverick: Now I don't mind helping Grandma do stuff, but I had to take her to the beauty parlor with no appointment and wait for her to get a perm.
JeremyMader: fags
Maverick: Anyways, I was there for like 3 hours today.
JeremyMader: grandma davis?
Maverick: So I wanna kill people too.
JeremyMader: ?
Maverick: Yeah.
Maverick: She kicks ass.
JeremyMader: miller high life?
Maverick: Yep.
Maverick: Just took her shopping yesterday. She bought a case.
JeremyMader: (America) FUCK YEAH!!! She;'s the polar opposite of the silly twats i was surrounded by earlier tonight
Maverick: When she was a kid they couldn't always trust the water so the kids drank beer.
JeremyMader: fucking a
Maverick: Nobody thought anything about it.
JeremyMader: that's what i'm talking about
Maverick: She started drinking whiskey at a young age too.
Maverick: But I think that has more to do with the fact that her side of the family ran bootleg liquor up the Ohio river.
JeremyMader: these cocksuckers i'm not talking silly in the fun sense but silly like when you get heartburn for no reason
JeremyMader: sound like people who actually experienced life and love
JeremyMader: not hiding behind some silly faggot necktie
Maverick: My Uncle Dan would shoot a man for presenting him with a necktie.
Maverick: Actually, I think he did once.
JeremyMader: well it was good to converse with you my friend
JeremyMader: i'm going to bed before i get to philosphical for my own good
Maverick: You hitting the sack?
JeremyMader: yeep
JeremyMader: have a good one my friend
Maverick: You too.
JeremyMader: feel free to save this conversation for blog fodder or sharing with others
JeremyMader: i am out
JeremyMader logged out.
RANDOM DRUNKEN 3AM CONVERSATION!!!
JeremyMader: blah
Maverick: What's up?
JeremyMader: First let me preface this by saying i am drunk, and that i trust, sir that you will forgive any typographical or grammar errors that will ensue
JeremyMader: agreed?
Maverick: Not a problem.
JeremyMader: HOT SHIT
JeremyMader: I was at jp henrys when i realized Or ephipanized that i sympathated with al-quida
JeremyMader: for there i found that i was surrounded by twats
Maverick: Wanted to blow it up?
Maverick: I've wanted to blow that place up myself.
JeremyMader: not as a derogatory term for females but as the non-gender term for valueless assholes as i'm sure you comprehend
JeremyMader: many of them wore suits
JeremyMader: cocksuckers
JeremyMader: it was loud and i felt that the roar of the masses was truly everyone speaking but noone SAYING anything
JeremyMader: feel free to interject if i'm unclear
Maverick: Truly a microcosm of our culture.
JeremyMader: mmmm
JeremyMader: i'm glad you are online as i had this conversation in mind for a while
JeremyMader: i fantasized aabout someone slitting everyone's throat
JeremyMader: but i thought that only those who didn't appreciate Bubba Ho-tep should be put to the blade
JeremyMader: i was thinking of that film earlier in the day
Maverick: Great goddamn film.
JeremyMader: kind of as a litmus test of those folks who actually had a FUCKING SOUL
JeremyMader: GAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maverick: Heh.
JeremyMader: to separate human beings from the sshit clumps that just waste oxygen
JeremyMader: maybe i don't like crowds of people i don't know
JeremyMader: or maybe i'm ready to start a revolution
Maverick: The only person I know that didn't like Bubba Ho Tep was Curfman and I can tell you from experience he has no soul.
JeremyMader: bunch of fake-ass cocksuckers i was in the midst of
JeremyMader: i feel better for getting that off my chest
Maverick: Well glad I could help.
Maverick: You need to read some Hunter S. Thompson.
Maverick: You're channeling him right now.
JeremyMader: I know it's improper to judge people but just at first blush i was certain that everyone other than the people i was there with were utterly dispensable
JeremyMader: Bunch of CockSuckers
JeremyMader: Fuck em
JeremyMader: ya
Maverick: Well it WAS JP Henry's.
Maverick: So yes, we could probably do without all of them.
JeremyMader: Hel yes
JeremyMader: i knew you'd get where i'm coming from
JeremyMader: bunch of dipshits and silly cunts running around
Maverick: Dude, I only go there when I have no choice.
JeremyMader: assholes put on a tie and think they're hot shit
JeremyMader: fags
Maverick: Wanna get my swords and go square off with them in the parking lot?
JeremyMader: noone fucked with me or anything i just had this vibe that everyone there should die to uphold decency
JeremyMader: it was like a vision of what hell is like
JeremyMader: instead of outright suffering, just a bunch of silly pussies in ties
JeremyMader: lol
Maverick: Isn't that in the last book of Revelations?
JeremyMader: i'm sorry if it's bad form to lol to something i wrote
Maverick: "And lo there shalt be a cash bar, and there shall be twat's in silken neckties."
JeremyMader: i'm not sure but i'm petitioning to add it
JeremyMader: i have nothing against ties
Maverick: I do. I refuse to wear them.
JeremyMader: just that it was like, " What the fuck areyou trying to come off as?" I don't even know if that merited quotes
Maverick: Something about tying a noose around my own neck just seems odd to me.
JeremyMader: but i was thinking about bubba ho tep
JeremyMader: the characters struck a chord
JeremyMader: and these big budget blowjob cock suck fests can't garner a 10th of the emotion
JeremyMader: not that they care, of course, they're all too busy planning the next time they'll have a chance to show off their Prancy preciuous CCOKSUCKING NECKTIES]
JeremyMader: Fags
Maverick: God there's been some shitty movies come out lately too.
JeremyMader: cocksuckers
Maverick: Have you seen the ads for Bloodrayne? It looks like a made for TV movie.
JeremyMader: like jason vs freddy, a Quality film
JeremyMader: oh the blood rayne movie kenw it was coming out, don't remem,ber the ads
Maverick: Damn right. I was SO happy with Jason v/s Freddy because I was so worried it was gonna suck.
JeremyMader: jason vs frweddy was very good hope that didn't get lost in the crosschat
Maverick: Bloodrayne is directed by the guy that did 'House of the Dead' and 'Alone in the Dark'.
Maverick: They are doing Freddy v/s Jason 2.
JeremyMader: i thought it was a kick ass story. They could hhave half assed it soooooo bad but it was like they did the opposite of wearing a faggot necktie
JeremyMader: and like the kevin smith daredevil comic. a great story. and noone can get a good story out because they'rew obsessed with formulas and preconceived notiions and faggot neck-tie conventions
Maverick: Have you seen the directors cut of the Daredevil movie? It's actually a lot better than the theatrical version.
JeremyMader: we've been chatting for a half hour but it doesn't seem that long
Maverick: Well, you are experiencing what Dave Atell refers to as Time Travel.
Maverick: I just helped my brother's mother-in-law import her email list from one website to another and both sites were in Dutch.
Maverick: My brain still hurts.
JeremyMader: at that bar i would have liked to have some old man balls to take around and have people smell 'em! you know
JeremyMader: just to say "FUCK YOU" and walk away laughing
Maverick: I'm sure that anyone who frequents JP Henry's is quite familliar with the smell of wrinkly old nutsack.
JeremyMader: lol
JeremyMader: HA
JeremyMader: i knew you'd understrand
JeremyMader: fuck i'm glad you were online
Maverick: Well I'm online about 90% of the time I'm awake.
Maverick: My Mom decided my Grandma needed to get her hair done today.
JeremyMader: i empathized with al-quieda. i was like look at these silly vapid assholes. Kill em all and free up some jobs for decent hard lovin people
Maverick: And it follows that since I was the only person available to take her then I absolutely HAD to take her.
JeremyMader: neckties
Maverick: Now I don't mind helping Grandma do stuff, but I had to take her to the beauty parlor with no appointment and wait for her to get a perm.
JeremyMader: fags
Maverick: Anyways, I was there for like 3 hours today.
JeremyMader: grandma davis?
Maverick: So I wanna kill people too.
JeremyMader: ?
Maverick: Yeah.
Maverick: She kicks ass.
JeremyMader: miller high life?
Maverick: Yep.
Maverick: Just took her shopping yesterday. She bought a case.
JeremyMader: (America) FUCK YEAH!!! She;'s the polar opposite of the silly twats i was surrounded by earlier tonight
Maverick: When she was a kid they couldn't always trust the water so the kids drank beer.
JeremyMader: fucking a
Maverick: Nobody thought anything about it.
JeremyMader: that's what i'm talking about
Maverick: She started drinking whiskey at a young age too.
Maverick: But I think that has more to do with the fact that her side of the family ran bootleg liquor up the Ohio river.
JeremyMader: these cocksuckers i'm not talking silly in the fun sense but silly like when you get heartburn for no reason
JeremyMader: sound like people who actually experienced life and love
JeremyMader: not hiding behind some silly faggot necktie
Maverick: My Uncle Dan would shoot a man for presenting him with a necktie.
Maverick: Actually, I think he did once.
JeremyMader: well it was good to converse with you my friend
JeremyMader: i'm going to bed before i get to philosphical for my own good
Maverick: You hitting the sack?
JeremyMader: yeep
JeremyMader: have a good one my friend
Maverick: You too.
JeremyMader: feel free to save this conversation for blog fodder or sharing with others
JeremyMader: i am out
JeremyMader logged out.
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