25th Annual Golden Raspberry (RAZZIE®) Award Nominations


WORST PICTURE

ALEXANDER (Warner Bros.)
CATWOMAN (Warner Bros.)
SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2 (Triumph Films)
SURVIVING CHRISTMAS (DreamWorks)
WHITE CHICKS (Columbia/Revolution)


WORST ACTOR

Ben Affleck / JERSEY GIRL and SURVIVING CHRISTMAS
George W. Bush / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
Vin Diesel / CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK
Colin Farrell / ALEXANDER
Ben Stiller / ALONG CAME POLLY, ANCHORMAN, DODGEBALL,
ENVY and STARSKY & HUTCH


WORST ACTRESS

Halle Berry / CATWOMAN
Hilary Duff / CINDERELLA STORY and RAISE YOUR VOICE
Angelina Jolie / ALEXANDER and TAKING LIVES
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / NEW YORK MINUTE
Shawn & Marlon (The Wayans Sisters) / WHITE CHICKS


WORST SCREEN COUPLE

Ben Affleck & EITHER Jennifer Lopez OR Liv Tyler / JERSEY GIRL
Halle Berry & EITHER Benjamin Bratt OR Sharon Stone / CATWOMAN
George W. Bush & EITHER Condoleeza Rice OR His Pet Goat / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / NEW YORK MINUTE
The Wayans Brothers (In or Out of Drag) WHITE CHICKS


WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Carmen Electra / STARKSY & HUTCH
Jennifer Lopez / JERSEY GIRL
Condoleeza Rice / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
Britney Spears / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
Sharon Stone / CATWOMAN


WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Val Kilmer / ALEXANDER
Arnold Schwarzenegger / AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAZE
Donald Rumsfeld / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
Jon Voight / SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2
Lambert Wilson / CATWOMAN


WORST DIRECTOR

Bob Clark / SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2
Renny Harlin and/or Paul Schrader / EXORCIST 4: THE BEGINNING
“Pitof” / CATWOMAN
Oliver Stone / ALEXANDER
Keenan Ivory Wayans / WHITE CHICKS


WORST REMAKE OR SEQUEL

ALIEN v PREDATOR (20th Century-Fox)
ANACONDAS: HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID (Screen Gems)
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAZE (Disney)
EXORCIST 4: THE BEGINNING (Warner Bros.)
SCOOBY DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED (Warner Bros.)


WORST SCREENPLAY

ALEXANDER, Written by Oliver Stone, Christopher Kyle and Laeta Kalogridis
CATWOMAN, Written by Theresa Rebeck and John Brancato & Michael Ferris and John Rogers
SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2, Written by Steven Paul and Gregory Poppen
SURVIVING CHRISTMAS, Written by Deborah Kaplan & Harry Elfont and Jeffrey Ventimilia & Joshua Sternin
WHITE CHICKS, Written by Keenan & Shawn & Marlon Wayans and Andy McElfresh, Michael Anthony Snowden and Xavier Cook


NOMINATIONS PER PICTURE

CATWOMAN = 7 (Picture, Actress, Supporting Actor, Supporting Actress, Couple, Director, Screenplay)
ALEXANDER = 6 (Picture, Actor, Actress, Supporting Actor, Director, Screenplay)
WHITE CHICKS = 5 (Picture, Actress, Director, Couple, Screenplay)
FAHRENHEIT 9/11 = 5 (Actor, Couple, Supporting Actor, Supporting Actress 2x)
SUPERBABIES = 4 (Picture, Supporting Actor, Director, Screenplay)
SURVIVING CHRISTMAS = 3 (Picture, Actor, Screenplay)
JERSEY GIRL = 3 (Actor, Supporting Actress, Couple)
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAZE = 2 (Supporting Actor, Remake or Sequel)
EXORCIST 4: THE BEGNINNING = 2 (Director, Remake or Sequel)
NEW YORK MINUTE = 2 (Actress, Couple)
STARSKY & HUTCH = 2 (Actor, Supporting Actress)


©2005, Golden Raspberry Award Foundation and John Wilson

Had a good time tonight.

Went over to Ryan and Raychel's place for Ryan's 24th birthday.

So we're playing a rousing game of asshole with a deck of those playing cards with the Iraqi most wanted on them when I noticed that everyone pictured on them had moustaches. I guess it's a religious thing or something.

It was then that I came up with my plan for peace in the Middle East.

Kill everyone with a moustache.

This would leave the young men and probably 50% of the women, so it's not totally heartless.

To every family that has one of theirs executed we give a digital satellite system so they can taste the freedom of our airwaves.

You know, for their trouble and all.

Given the proliferation of 'reality TV' this will ensure they never get any smarter.

Within a week they'll all completely love us and begin emulating us or they'll commit suicide.

Either way I'm happy.

Well since I've now lost all faith that the government will ever get off it's ass and decide whether or not a guy with a basketball-sized hole in his abdominal wall is disabled or not (funny, my fucking employers had no trouble coming to a decision on the matter) I'm now scrambling to grab whatever cash I can to keep all my utilities turned on.

What does this mean to you?

It means I've finally put some stuff on my Cafe' Press store that someone might want to buy.

Yes, there is now official Lil' Zombie merchandise to be had!

I hate just asking people for money, but oddly enough, I don't mind asking them to buy crap with my artwork smeared on it, so BUY YOU BASTARDS, BUY!!!

Right now there's just one T-shirt design, but more will follow as demand dictates. Think of this as the 'Limited Edition' shirt.

I'd have put stuff up sooner, but I wanted to work out a promotional thing with Zombie and put store links on CIM, but since nobody has seen or heard from her since August and I need cash I've broken down and done it by myself.

Zombie, if you read this, just contact me and I'll do some exclusive stuff for CIM.

Also, since I want to continue doing Lil' Zombie and both CIM and Book Talk still haven't printed the strips I did back in October I'm looking into another publishing option. CIM and Book Talk will both be more than welcome to display both the old and new strips, and I'll allways think of CIM as Lil' Zombie's home, but I've got to get the new ones out.

I'll keep you all posted.