Ok, it's official, nature is fucking with me.

I was supposed to go see K last month and was stopped by a snowstorm. Right when I was supposed to be returning most of it was cleared away.

I was going to go up today, but Columbus is once again getting pounded by snow. So I'm watching the weather and considering going up, snow be damned, and they upgrade the storm warning to a blizzard warning for the first time since January 1978. They're sending the school kids home early and they keep talking about how dangerous it is.

Fuck.

And tomorrow it's supposed to snow up there even more AND snow down here. And the real bitch of it is last week was goddamn nice out.

So my plan now is to go up tomorrow if the additional snow isn't that bad. If it is bad enough to keep me in then I'm going to be left no recourse but to fight back.

You heard me. If nature is gonna fuck with me I'm gonna fucking fuck right back! This is your last warning Nature! If you thwart my plans one more time I'm going to take revenge the only way I know how. I'm gonna EAT A PANDA.

You fucking heard me. I'm going to stalk and kill and EAT a FUCKING PANDA BEAR.

Well actually that's a bad choice of words there since the point of eating a panda to fuck with Nature is based on the fact that they're endangered and they're endangered because they're NOT fucking.

But I digress...

Nature, you have been warned. Knock it off, or a panda dies.



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