Movie review time again.
So Nate borrowed "Dumb And Dumberer
God only knows why.
Anyways, he puts it in the machine and shortly afterward leaves the room to take a phone call.
He owes that caller more than he knows.
See, as neither myself, nor Jeremy the Atomic Jew, had paid any money for it, nor even gotten our asses up off the couch to load the disc, we had little investment in it. Thusly we figured it wouldn't take much to meet our relatively low expectations for it. After all, the first one was pretty funny, right?
Before I continue, it should be noted that this movie had none of the original cast members, writers, directors, etc from the first film.
Now, back to the story. Where the first movie had laughs galore (most of them cheap lowbrow humor, but hey, if I want Shakespeare, I'll read fucking Shakespeare...) this movie had a sprinkling of "That's kinda
funny..." and "Was that funny? I can't tell anymore..." moments.
The most telling thing I can say about this movie is that we DIDN'T FINISH IT. Nay, we COULDN'T finish it.
I think the Jew (Actually, he's Catholic. We've covered this before) said it best when he said: "At one point I laughed at how painfully unfunny it was and I realized that it (the movie) had pulled me down to it's level."
Of course he also said: "Another reason dumb and dumbrererererrer sucked is that both guys were trying to cop Betty White's "Rose" character from the Golden Girls but neither of them possesses her panache or supple buttocks."
Verily, it is a thing of evil.
Having said that, it's not the worst movie I've ever seen. I would have to give some thought to exactly which movie holds that dishonor. "Batman and Robin
" is pretty close. But no, I've actually finished worse movies than this. Thing is, in those movies I held out hope that they would get better before the end. With Dumb and Dumberer, there was no such hope. In fact, there was utterly no hope at all.
I did get a chuckle from a couple moments though. Like when the two titular characters walk down the school hallway with their Special Ed class to the theme from the A-Team
, and... well, that's it actually.
Oh yeah, Mimi Rogers
made out with a little hottie named Rachel Nichols
The most notable thing about Nichols, other than her being very attractive, is that she's in the new Bruce Campbell
film "The Woods"
which is currently in post production.
Apart from that "Dumb and Dumberer" can be summed up by the fact that we actually got up off our respective asses to remove this ultra-boring, ultra-unfunny piece of crap from the DVD player.
PS: I did put it back in to check the not-so 'Special Features', but I did not find the apology I was looking for.
Maybe it's an 'Easter Egg'.
I don't recommend checking yourselves, but if someone finds it, please let me know. I feel it's owed to me.