So before anyone asks, YES I know yesterday was Valentines Day. Who gives a FUCK? Goddamn greeting card schillers and diamond cartels, that's who fucking cares.

By the way, diamonds fund terrorism. I'm not making that shit up. Do some research. Better yet, I've done it for you.

Here.

Here.

And here.

And I never realized it went this far, but here's an article linking NEIL Diamond to terrorism.

Makes you think, doesn't it? So far I've not found a direct link, but I'm sure those Hallmark bastards are in on this too. Probably Nazis. The bastards.

So to everyone that had a happy Valentines' Day, I'd just like to take this opportunity to say "Fuck You".