By the way, I'd like to welcome home Jessica Lynch. For those of you that don't have any contact with humanity other than this page, Jessica was until a few days ago a prisoner of the Iraqi's. A word of advice: when the press comes, run.

Everyone, Rob Zombie's horror film "House of 1,000 Corpses" had finally found a distributor in Disney owned Lion's Gate Films. It comes out on April 11th. Go fucking see it! If you like gore, it promises to be a good one. Rob Zombie calls it an homage to the Tobe Hooper classic: "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre". Use the link to check it out.

Taking a cue from Zombie's site, here's an unsolicited PM'er that annoyed me recently.

arvin24in: Sweetness and humility, O Nanak, are the essence of virtue and goodness.

ford_w_maverick: What?

arvin24in: brother
arvin24in: a meeasge for u

ford_w_maverick: What message?

arvin24in: brother
arvin24in: read
arvin24in: Sweetness and humility, O Nanak, are the essence of virtue and goodness.

ford_w_maverick: And?
ford_w_maverick: Sweetness is goodness and humility is a virtue.

arvin24in: ya

ford_w_maverick: So?

arvin24in: love all

ford_w_maverick: You've really not said anything.

arvin24in: ur self plz

ford_w_maverick: If you don't speak in full words I can't understand you.
ford_w_maverick: I don't know what "ur self plz" means.

arvin24in: ok
arvin24in: bye

ford_w_maverick: Ass-bucket...

My daily prayer:

I shall stomp upon all those who oppose me.
The stomping shall be swift.
The stomping shall be painful.
And I shall show no mercy
in all of my stomping.
AMEN.