“I couldn't live a week without a private library
- indeed, I'd part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor
before I'd let go of the 1500 or so books I possess.” ― H.P. Lovecraft

Whistling In The Graveyard: July 20, 2003

Tuesday, July 22, 2003

OK guys, self-promotion time again. Go to Chaos In Motion dammit! Check out my latest creation Lil'Zombie! She's the cartoon manifestation of everyone's favorite webmistress; Zombie! Yeah, it's a cute little cartoon character, but she's twisted as all hell, and in my experience if you draw a woman's picture, either in portrait form or as a cartoon, they'll likely sleep with you. So fuck off.

Sunday, July 20, 2003

It has come to my attention that in a recent survey 2% of those asked thought that America won it's independence from France. If you are one of those people and you're over the age of 12 I'd like you to leave this site and never fucking come back.