By the way, issue #9 is out, though the site seems to be having some technical difficulties. Just keep trying till it comes up. That's right monkeys, keep pushing the buttons... And if it irritates you even slightly just remember, it's a free fucking show people.

Well, it's official; I am a real West Virginian. My popcorn crop has withered and died. Apparently the little sprout couldn't take direct sunlight and actual soil, having been weaned on fluorescent bulbs filtered through dirty dishes, cigarette butts and beer. I am now awaiting my federal bailout check.

You know, having dead crops and no shortage of women that done me wrong, all I need is a busted pickup truck and a dead dog to have a country music hit.

Allright guys, it isn't much yet, but Zombie's new opus "Chaos In Motion" is now up and running. I'm not sure what the protocol is going to be, but I'll be a regular contributor to this site in addition to Terribly Wrong. I've provided a link to the left when Blogger decides to put it up there and I may have a flashy one like my Terribly Wrong banner soon. Anyways, check it out.