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You kill assholes; lots of assholes! HOORAY for You!!!!

Another fucked up link from Rich.

Rich found this.

I really don't know what to say.

Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who!


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It's now been a week since I bought my Collector's Edition copy of the Bruce Campbell classic Bubba Ho-Tep.

I've watched it about 18 times.

Keeps getting better every time I see it. Here's Campbell's own synopsis:

"Check out this concept gang. I play a geriatric old geezer - a 70 year-old in a rest home who thinks he's Elvis. I team up with another old geezer at the home, Ossie Davis, who thinks he's JFK and together we set out to defeat the evil mummy, Bubba Ho-Tep."

Doesn't that just sound freakin' cool? Well it is!

Now I'm gonna go make me a peanut-butter and banana sandwich. I've been wanting one for days now.

That's right. I'm trying to lose weight and I've begun taking dietary advice from Elvis.

Anyone got a problem with that?

I thought not.