The X-Box Live Exploits of DARTH FORD!

SNOT NOSED KID: Darth Ford isn't shit without that rocket launcher! You suck Darth Ford!

DARTH FORD: Tell you what, you can say I suck when your pubes grow in.

SNOT NOSED KID: Well I will! I know your number 'cause I know your Mom!

DARTH FORD: Great, so I should tell her to expect your call in about five years then?

SNOT NOSED KID: Yeah, well, I got some now, and I uh... You suck!

Thus continues my quest to spread love on X-Box Live. Join me, won't you?