Awright people, I'm housesitting for my brother while he goes out and shoots us up some deer meat and I was all set to write a post about his goddamn smelly-ass fucking cats when I came across THIS.

See it people? THIS is exactly what the fuck I've been going on about. THIS is the prime example of why we have to destroy society and rebuild it from the ground up. And anyone that even thinks the word 'religion' gets hung in the village square and left there for children to throw rocks at and poke with sticks.

THIS has got me so goddamn pissed off that I'm going to have to stay up till dawn shooting aliens in HALO 2 before I'll even begin to be able to sleep.

And as though THIS weren't enough, I'm also going to post the link Mistress Victoria sent me the other night. It was the most disgusting, vile thing I'd ever seen until I saw THIS.

So I warn you, the Mistresses link should not be viewed by, well, anyone, but I will warn you fuckers that it's not work safe just because one of you fuckers will eventually bitch "You didn't say it wasn't work safe". So there. Yer fucking warned.

By the way, it's really, REALLY disgusting, but about halfway through it becomes one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever seen. Just scroll down and wait for the video to load.

Take THIS society!