Awright, it’s been a few days and some of you bastards are in sore need of my wisdom.

Thing is, nothing really noteworthy/funny/pathetic has happened in the last few days.

All I’ve really come up with is I’ve noticed that in pizza commercials you see the delivery boy hand over the pizza, but you hardly ever see them take the money.

That’s it.

Oh. I have noticed that the world, despite what the Kerry supporters I know tried to get me to believe, has not come to an end.

I’d also like to take a moment to tell all of the foreign countries that are ‘outraged’ over the result of our election to get fucked.

I didn’t like either candidate, I didn’t vote, and even if I had it wouldn’t have mattered either way.

True, Bush is a psycho-moron, cowboy, but Kerry reminds me of little Damien from the Omen all grown up. (Sort of a ‘1/6th of one 666 of the other’ kinda situation.)

Also, I went to the Department of Health and Human Resources (DHHR) about getting on Medicaid to get my surgery done. I have an appointment for a physical on Nov 17th to see if I’m in bad enough physical shape to qualify.

All it’ll take is one look at the gaping hole in my midsection and I believe I’ll have, in medical terms, a slam-dunk.

The biggest drawback to doing it this way is that the West Virginia DHHR likely won’t allow me to get my surgery done by my regular surgeon in Collumbus Ohio.

On the upside though is that there are some good hospitals in Charleston and Huntington that I’ll likely be able to go to rather than the crappy hospitals we have here in town.

Well, Camden Clark Hospital is crappy. I’ve never been a patient at St Joesephs, but I don’t like the idea of putting my life in the hands of Catholics…

Anyways that’s it for now.

I’m sure something interesting will happen soon.