So I'm watching TV and I see a comercial that says that God kills a kitten every time a person masturbates.

Then it occurs to me that there is still a major problem in this country with animal overpopulation and I did what any good, civic minded person would do. I masturbated for the fourth time today.

I'm pulling my weight (and that's not all) are you America?

Prevent animal overpopulation, masturbate!!!



Tomorrow I'll help the effort even more. I'll order Chinese takeout after I masturbate...