“I couldn't live a week without a private library
- indeed, I'd part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor
before I'd let go of the 1500 or so books I possess.” ― H.P. Lovecraft

Whistling In The Graveyard

Sunday, January 09, 2005

Time for yet another action-packed installment of:
FUN WITH PORN BOTS!

eger2pleeze6903: hi... anyon there?
eger2pleeze6903: well anyway, guess yyour not there?
eger2pleeze6903: ok well look me up when you get back if you feel like it. i have a pic in my profile and a link to my homepage if your interested. was just lookin for someone to chat with..
Ford Maverick: Still there?
eger2pleeze6903: hold on a miinute. be right back
eger2pleeze6903: ok im back. sorry bout that. still there?

Ford Maverick: Yeah.
eger2pleeze6903: oh youur there hi...
Ford Maverick: Hi.
eger2pleeze6903: a/s/l (ge sex location)?
Ford Maverick: 30/M/USA
Ford Maverick: You?

eger2pleeze6903: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at aour profile. thought you might like to chat.
Ford Maverick: Sure.
eger2pleeze6903: so wwhat have you been up to ford_w_maverick?
Ford Maverick: Just working on a comic strip or two.
eger2pleeze6903: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was ggetting kinda horny (*blushes)
eger2pleeze6903: oh no not wor... thats a 4 letter word you know..
Ford Maverick: Actually, 'wor' is three letters.

eger2pleeze6903: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please...
Ford Maverick: I don't really cyber.
eger2pleeze6903: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?
Ford Maverick: OK.
eger2pleeze6903: alright how bout i get down on my knees in frontt of you and help you out of your pants?
Ford Maverick: You know, this sounds like a porn bot conversation I once had.
eger2pleeze6903: bot? whats that? spme kinda insult or something?
Ford Maverick: You know, all the bot's say that.
eger2pleeze6903: oh you mean one of those auto talk things or something right.. lol. well if you were in my apartmentt right now id lift up my skirt for you and i think youd be convinced real quick
Ford Maverick: Really? Well I only cyber with porn bots. That's how I get off.
eger2pleeze6903: tell me what yoou want me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
Ford Maverick: Mow my lawn.
eger2pleeze6903: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
Ford Maverick: What about my lawn?
eger2pleeze6903: oh it feeels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
Ford Maverick: Serriously, my nieghbors are complaining.
eger2pleeze6903: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profile!
Ford Maverick: So you're not going to mow my lawn are you?
eger2pleeze6903: what do you think of my lics?
Ford Maverick: You mean 'pics'?
Ford Maverick: Or 'lice'?

eger2pleeze6903: i have some pics on my homepage the link is in my pprofile, still working on it ...
eger2pleeze6903: sshit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hold on...
Ford Maverick: Well, I never really stop stroking it...
Ford Maverick: I'll just keep thinking about your lice...

eger2pleeze6903: sorry,, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
Ford Maverick: Why don't you check out MY site?
Ford Maverick: Hello?
Ford Maverick: Porn bot lady?
Ford Maverick: I'm lonely.
Ford Maverick: Tell me about your lice.
Ford Maverick: Dammit.


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