Things I found in my couch while looking for the stereo remote:

#1: Change ($1.45 worth)

#2: 1 AA Battery.

#3: That butterfly knife I've been looking for.

#4: Box of paper clips.

#5: 12 cigarette lighters.

#6: 23 Writing impliments (pens, pencils, markers).

#7: Half a soft taco (chicken).

#8: My copy of the Tomb Raider 2 Soundtrack (which could have just as well stayed fucking lost).

#9: 1 yellow toothbrush.

#10: Bacon.