“I couldn't live a week without a private library
- indeed, I'd part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor
before I'd let go of the 1500 or so books I possess.” ― H.P. Lovecraft

Whistling In The Graveyard

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Ok, couple things.

First, I managed to get the archive to work, so now anyone who is so inclined can go back and read the last three years of crap that I've flung at the internet.

Second, I recieved my first Social Security Disability check yesterday. Just a few days short of THREE YEARS after I applied.

Fucking government.

It wasn't the big check, only a few hundred dollars, but at least it's finally getting here. So I'll have to wait till next month to go to the strip club, but you bet your ass I'm going. And I'm going to use the ATM in the damn strip club to get my fucking money so the goddamn government knows exactly where I am and where I'm stuffing the money they had to fork over.

Eat that ya bastards!

Of course, since I announced a few posts ago that I planned to go to the strip club several concerned readers (women) have voiced some concern. Most notable amongst them being the love of my life, or at least the crotchular region of my pants area, Mistress Victoria. Not that she's against strip clubs, quite the contrary, she just has a rather low opinion of the quality of anything in the Parkersburg area. You can hardly blame her though, she did live here for more than a few years and thereby she comes by it honestly.

So I put it to you simply, any woman reading this that doesn't like the thought of me celebrating no less than two major milestones on the road to getting my life back after five years of hospitals and surgery and waiting... well, you're welcome to come on over take your top off and dance around for me in the comfort of my very own home.

Just email me at Ford_Maverick@hotmail.com for directions and I'll be more than happy to stuff dollar bills in your panties if it makes you feel any better.

Oh, and lest anyone get the wrong idea, I'm not sniping at Victoria here. She made a pretty good argument that consisted of more than "Ew, that's skanky and gross" and I know that she really does have my best interests in mind. The clubs here are pretty skanky and gross, but more importantly, as my dear Mistress pointed out, they're a fantastic waste of money.

But one does what one must.

I'm also not trying to coerce her into coming down here and getting naked for me as she has good reason not to and we'll just leave it at that.

Oh, more than a few of you have asked about last week's lack of a comic strip. complications arising from visits to doctor's offices and such caused me to miss the dealine, but this week there will be one.

And speaking of the strip, it's come to my attention that there's lots of people reading my blog as of late. I do hope that if you're reading this you're reading the strip as well. I feel that it represents my best work.


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