Tonight's random instant message guest star is proffessional wrestler Violent Vance Desmond.
FordMaverick2000: How's the arm?
Vance-Desmond: OK. Painful, but OK.
FordMaverick2000: What did you do, land on it?
Vance-Desmond: Yea from like 15ft on concrete.
FordMaverick2000: 15 feet? What the fuck were you doing? Ladder match?
Vance-Desmond: Dive from over the top rope to the floor.
FordMaverick2000: I do hope you don't take offense when I call you a fucking idiot.
Vance-Desmond: Some taken but bearing the situation i will let it stand lol.
FordMaverick2000: Well, I guess it's hard to let all that offense past.
Vance-Desmond: Yea lol.
FordMaverick2000: Just be more careful for fuck's sake.
Vance-Desmond: Sucked I took a double hip toss on to 2 open chairs also.
FordMaverick2000: Doesn't anyone in wrestling goddamn WRESTLE anymore?
Vance-Desmond: lol I did wrestle beside those two spots.
FordMaverick2000: So you wrestle in-between jackass stunts.
Vance-Desmond: The chairs spot was not bad and the dive just got messed up.
FordMaverick2000: Well I can't imagine how a 15 foot dive onto concrete could go anything but perfectly...
Vance-Desmond: lol Hey it usually does except this time.
FordMaverick2000: Think about what you just said.
Vance-Desmond: I know.
FordMaverick2000: Oh, Nate wants me to call you a jackass.
Vance-Desmond: Fair enough.