You know how people say that you shouldn't mock the dead or take pleasure in the pain, misfortune or death of another human being?

Yeah, I'm making a goddamn exception here. Falwell represented everything that is wrong with organized religion and he's one of the key contributors to my attitude in that respect.

FUCK Jerry Falwell. I don't believe in hell, but I fucking hope you're there anyway, and I hope Satan is gay and thinks you have a "purty mouth".

And you know what else? Actually, I'm gonna stop there. Not out of respect for the dead, just because I could go on for hours about that blight on our collective human consciousness and I've already wasted enough time on that worthless, soulless, pig-fucking hunk of shit.

Fucking Christ...

In other news, some of you may have seen the little map down on the left side of the blog that shows where my readers are and you may be as shocked as I am to see that I'm being read worldwide.

I mean, yeah, most of those people probably wandered in here by accident looking for necrophiliac porn, but it still fucking counts goddammit!

Anyhow, I found the map dealie on Skippy's blog. I'd love to have the number of hits he does, but to get them I'd have to follow politics and/or have something relevant to say about them.

Yeah, fuck that right?

And just so you don't think he's a one trick pony or anything, he does make with the dick jokes too.

Jeremy's been coming over a lot more lately since school's out and he's been bringing his PS2 over. I know, I know, I'm an X-Box fan, but between the two Guitar Hero games and the two God Of War games I've been having a pretty kick-ass time.

Maybe kick-ass enough to tide me over till Halo 3 comes out...

Thanks to Guitar Hero though I've been exposed to a great goddamn song that I've thus far been unable to find anywhere, so I can only get it out of my head after playing it in the game.



Or I guess I could just listen to it there. God I fucking love YouTube. Now I can expose you fuckers to all the stuff I love, making you more like me and thus completing phase one of my world domination plans!

And they said I was mad! AH-HA-HA-HA!!!

Suck on this for no reason at all!


Kneel before my POWER!!!