I'm 30 now.
By the way, by some strange quirk of fate, it's also Rich's birthday today. Those of you that are familliar with my comic strip will remember him as the guy that's about to be sodomized in strip number 23.
So just to make me feel older, here's a list of things that happened the year I was born.
In 1974 (the year you were born)
Gerald Ford becomes president of the US
Hank Aaron hits his 715th home run to beat Babe Ruth's record
Impeachment hearings are opened against President Nixon by the House Judiciary Committee
President Nixon resigns
President Gerald Ford issues an unconditional pardon to ex-President Nixon for all federal crimes
Muhammad Ali knocks out George Foreman in the eighth round to regain the heavyweight crown in Zaire
Heiress Patty Hearst is kidnapped by and eventually joins the Symbionese Liberation Army
Dungeons & Dragons officially released
People magazine is published for the first time
Kate Moss, Alyson Hannigan, Penelope Cruz, Alanis Morissette, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Ryan Seacrest are born
Oakland Athletics win the World Series
Miami Dolphins win Superbowl VIII
Philadelphia Flyers win the Stanley Cup
Blazing Saddles is the top grossing film
All the President's Men by Woodward and Bernstein is published
"Killing Me Softly With His Song" wins Grammy for song of the year
I'm gonna go cry and masturbate simultaneously.