So yes, I am back and things are going pretty well here in Columbus. I'm still adjusting to the idea of being in a town that actually has things worth seeing and doing, unlike Parkersburg, which simply sucks ass.

I know, it sounds like I'm simply bashing Parkersburg because I don't like the place.

Yeah? What's your point?

Anyways, sorry I've been so out of touch with everyone, but I have very few cell phone minutes and I haven't been able to afford the internet till now. This is due largely to the fuckery of United National Bank who decided last month (the first month I got the money amount adjusted for the fact that I live in Columbus) that I needed to pay $150 in overdraft fees that they wouldn't give me the opportunity to examine to see if they were my fault.

The fact that it might have actually BEEN my fault is completely immaterial. I've talked my way out of plenty of overdraft fees that I knew damn well were my fault. And I know what you're saying, the fact that I've gotten good at talking my way out of the fees probably being the reason for them not giving me the opportunity is also immaterial. It's not right to charge anyone $150 in overdrafts for charges that don't add up to more than $30 by my estimation.

These are my rules, I make 'em up.

But THIS month, the government, which told me they switched my direct deposit a month ago, sent my deposit to the old United account, which I closed last time I was in town. So now I have to wait for the old bank to send the money to the new bank and FUCK! I mean, I know I;m not the only one that has to put up with this shit, but does everyone have to deal with everything going wrong in a fucking row?

And I thought I'd run out of things to bitch about.

Thank god for the banks and the government.

Like there's any difference really.