This just in:

National Hockey League goalie Byron Dafoe (Atlanta Thrashers) went on the injured list after he slipped on the icy sidewalk outside his team's hotel in Ottawa, Ontario, and hurt his back.

I guess irony can be pretty fucking ironic sometimes.

Oh, also just in, I'm sure you've all seen that the Tard Blog sort of died. Well it turns out the archive was saved somewhere online and I've now amended my link to take you to it. For those of you that haven't checked it out you're really missing something. It relates the strange tales of a Special Ed teacher and her collection of 'tards' that you just can't help but love in that way you used to reserve for seeing guys get kicked in the nuts.

Give it a try, you know you wanna.

See you in hell...